It's not the 2nd here yet, but it's the 2nd in the UK where the birthday girl lives, so HOORAY AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

I first ran into eefreeboo in pinto chat last August. She was sweet and a bit shy and would use little British-isms that I've now grown accustomed to after chatting with her for a year now. And since then I've learned that she's down ( Read more... )

A couple weeks ago, I set up a cracky poll with prompts on how Chris would get back at Zach for being made to watch Men of a Certain Age, with the intention of writing a short Pinto PWP for the one that gets the most votes. But I’m a sucker and eefreeboo is an enabler and I couldn’t resist, so wrote all of them, plus a bonus fic that a couple people voted ( Read more... )

Title: Chris Pine’s Guide to Marysueing
Word Count: 3260
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Chris makes Zach roleplay Spock for a day. Part of the Chris’ PWP Revenge Series
Warnings: PWP, roleplaying, and fluff.
Disclaimer: None of this is true.

( Zach stares at the black uniform. “No.” He crosses his arms and turns to walk away. )

Title: Leopard Print
Word Count: 2158
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Chris makes Zach wear heels. Part of the Chris’ PWP Revenge Series
Warnings: PWP and fluff.
Disclaimer: None of this is true.

( Sighing, Zach cracks his eyes open and is surprised to see a pair of women’s heels on Chris’ pillow. )

Title: Twitpic
Word Count: 2572
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Chris tweets a photo of Zach’s crotch. Part of the Chris’ PWP Revenge Series
Warnings: PWP, a bit of rough sex, and fluff.
Disclaimer: None of this is true.

( He blinks at the image and shakes his phone, as if it’ll disappear after a few seconds. But no, it’s real. )

Title: Naked Thursdays
Word Count: 2424
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Zach waits on Chris hand and foot while naked. Part of the Chris’ PWP Revenge Series
Warnings: PWP and fluff.
Disclaimer: None of this is true.

( “No. Today is Naked Day.” )

Title: Skype
Word Count: 1964
Pairing: Pinto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Pinto Skype sex. Part of the Chris’ PWP Revenge Series
Warnings: PWP and fluff.
Disclaimer: None of this is true.

( Skype now? )

I think it's safe to say that whenever Zach tweets something that asks people to watch something, we should all refuse otherwise we end up regretting it.  I feel like no one is more pissed than Chris is about Men of a Certain Age.  And rightfully so.  Zach has to redeem himself.

( Looky looks, I made a poll! )